India v/s NZ ODI series...my prediction

A throwback to my old programming days!

if(Umpire != Bucknor)
{
if(weather != rain)
{
India = max(0, # of scheduled matches)
NZ = min(0, # of scheduled matches)
}
else
{
India = average(0, # of scheduled matches)
NZ = min(0, average(0, # of scheduled matches))
}
}
else
{
/* ... India threaten to pull out. NZ dont get their USD25 million ... * /
India = 0
NZ = 0
}